I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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