I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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