sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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