Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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