this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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