i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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