If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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