Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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