I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
