She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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