I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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