just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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