never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I want to fling myself into the sun
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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