I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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