And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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