How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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