He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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