Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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