He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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