I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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