Your mouth is God's brothel.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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