you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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