i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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