Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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