Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
