I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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