I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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