Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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