Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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