My first STD was from a foam party
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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