So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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