I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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