He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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