Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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