what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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