I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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