don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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