This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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