Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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