she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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