I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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