You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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