Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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