somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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