Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
And then he peed in my hair
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