Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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