I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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