1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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