My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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