32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I have aggressive nipples.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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