do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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