found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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