No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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