Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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