just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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